Nathaniel and I: *look around room as if water will appear from somewhere*
SCLAHGLE #omg #lol #imsobored #licenseplate
omg we passed a gaggle of guys on the street (they were maybe early to mid twenties?) and as they walked by they said, in unison, “heyyy” and then when we said “hi” back, they all said “what’s uppppp” in like the most friendly, sing-song manner omg my life has been made
nathaniel made a terrible joke so i sprinkled him with the french fry salt i had on my hands to purify him ahahaha
not what i was expecting
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
"I AM BATDOG" OMG
So last night I went out to eat at this restaurant I used to work at years ago and as I was leaving they offered me my job back ???
I’m laughing so hard what is my life even ???
Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence
this is both creepy and cool at the same time. its like “here kid. have a corpse for your room! it even glows in the dark!”
i almost forgot! last night i got pulled over cause one of my tail lights was out and the officer sees what i’m wearing and goes “well that’s not normal. what’s that about?” umm these are my clothes thanx